
no offense but i’m feeling pretty pumped about being productive nearly everyday for the past couple months this is GREAT
Who cares it's a comedy blog. I'm sexually attracted to owls. I'm a 6,000 year old cactus based life form and nobody will read past the owl bit. Have a good day
I'm a 25 year old dom. I post what I like mainly stupid shit
hey sorry your boyfriend entered the public domain. yeah no exclusive intellectual property rights apply to him anymore. yeah no one needs permission to use him in their published works. yeah people are publishing books about him being in love with his best friend now. sorry. i'm so sorry.
The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so
Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
How can I reblog this a million times? The 1% are master manipulators.
The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.